God help the queen

There was an old lady with a very big house
And she never had to worry about the mouse
She had the same job for 60 years
And her homes were never in arrears
She paraded to flags and cheers
All the shops had jubilee offers
And the tourists increase coffers
Tories bring in the three day week
Using the royal family to sneak
Us back to the recessionary seventies
Distracting us with corgies
A lovely old lady, does no harm
And her son runs the duchy farm
They dont cost that much to keep
Why shouldn’t they get free meat
Due to the accident of birth
That means they have more worth

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2 Responses to God help the queen

  1. poetart says:

    Love this kind of stuff. Nice one 🙂

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